Pilot/Transcript

Act 1
(The balor family are watching TV)

Guy on TV: You couldn't handle it, could you? You just had to break everything, honey. You're ruining my life!

Lady on TV: Brad, please forgive me! Noooooo!

Oscar: Another life, another hangout.

Gus: Speaking of, Oscar, are you going to work tomorrow?

Geo: Hell yeah, they got robbers, thugs, drug dealers, aw, you name it.

Marge: Well, Oscar, that would calculate between 99.9% of fun and 1.0% boredom. It would take that much effort to make our 12-year old stuff lives complete.

Gus: Wait, is it even physically a good thing?

Oscar: Positive. Imagine if you're a lumberjack...

Marge: Well...

Oscar: (cont.) ...and have all of that golden flapjacks!

Marge: Deal!

Pancake Guy: (disappointed) And to think that I'm the best at delivering waffles.Oscar: No, thank you. See, the worst that we got is Jemima's Witnesses.

(Intro plays)

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