Hubert

Jonathan Hubert (born May 12, 1914) is an elderly pedohebephile who lives at 35 Bacon Street with his old, crippled dog, HJ. He has a high-pitched, very soft, effeminate voice and with a slight whistle lisp. He is often seen wearing a light blue robe and slippers and uses a zimmer-frame walker to get around. He is a retired United States Army veteran.