Hot Lips Hannigan

"Hot Lips Hannigan" is the eighth episode of the first season of How Beautiful It Is to Survive. It first aired on March 31, 1996.

Plot
Oscar is looking for an act to do for the Loyal Order of Cremos' annual talent show. He borrows Gus' trampoline so he can surprise Marge while shes at the dress shop. Unfortunately, his prank backfires as he ends up scaring one of the models, and leaves Marge feeling humiliated. Oscar then tries to do some magic, but ends up smashing a pile of dishes. The noise brings Pearl and Gus around, and Oscar offers to do the disappearing trick using a magic cabinet. Marge and Pearl volunteer and Oscar apparently succeeds in making them disappear. When Gus tells him to bring them back, Oscar refuses, saying they could have a night out and the wives wouldn't know about it, so they decide to go down to the Cremos Dance Hall.

Unbeknownst to Oscar and Gus, however, Marge and Pearl have not actually disappeared. Deciding to play along, they had snuck out through a secret door in the back of the cabinet and hid in the bedroom where they overheard Oscar and Gus' plans. Disguising themselves, Marge and Pearl go down to the Cremos Dance Hall to teach their wayward husbands a lesson.

Quotes
Marge: "Take that damn sea lion voice of yours out of the house! Out, out out!"

Marge:  "Of all the dumb tricks you've ever pulled, Fred, that trampoline business takes the cake. I've never been so humiliated. And when I had to explain that you were just trying to be funny, I could have frozen to death from the cold stares I got".

After Oscar and Gus have left the house.

Pearl: "They're gone".

Marge: "And what's a better idea than hospitalizing them?"

Pearl: "We will go down to the Cremos Dance Hall and catch them red-handed".

Marge: Okay, then we'll hospitalize them".

Hot Lips: "Scoodily-wow-wow-wa, contact".

He is hit on the head by Marge.

Marge (in disguise): "There's some contact for you, you old goat-face".

Hot Lips: "Every once in a while, a moment of truth".